PEE-EWW!!

Mmm what you sayyyy?

Fraud up the Butt

Well today i just got a random text message from "department@visacards.com"
First thing i thought was why does visa have my cell number ... oh well i opened it anyway!
text said:

Important VISA CARD notice:id-FF721 SUSPICIOUS AUTHORIZATION. TOLL FREE 8882275019

Cute they left a phone number... Obviously this is a scam. Called Wachovia and the lady goes ..."Oh no not another one!" LOL.
All in all crazy morning.

Oh Snap!

So... i guess im on this cardboard hype lol.
I guess i got to type something meaningful ... inspirational ... something so mind blowing that my ps3 will explode.

Drawing a blank... I just wanted to see how this **** looked ... since i cant find a preview button

-APlasticCow

I've become something

...something I haven't been in a while.

Carefree.

I'm doing well in school, I'm in debt, I'm not chasing females, and I've still managed to make some close friends.

If bad things happen, I just think, "fuck it." Things only get better from the bad.

Somebody did hit my car earlier this week, though. I'm gonna take the credit debt and just buy a new hood and fix all the damages myself.

It's all good, though.

No more R&B for me :)

I gotta be honest. Really feeling; really listening to music and what it says can bring about lots of emotion. I'm not going to lie, I really wanted to be "jockin' the bitches and slappin' the hoes" after listening to Easy E. Kidding. But West Coast Gangster Rap puts me into a rambunctious mood and lo and behold, I get pulled over today while Dr. Dre's "Let Me Ride" was playing.

This brings me to love songs. Most love songs fall under the R&B category and usually, they trickle down to Top 40, Neo-Soul, Pop, Rock, and Acoustic genres. Before writing this, the last 2 years of my music listening was 70% devoted to R&B and the other "trickle-down" genres; then the other 30% to Hip-Hop, Metal, and _________ (<-insert obscure ass genre). I now despise love songs.

FACT: 90% of music is based on the subject of love.

I know that Ne-Yo put out that "So Sick" joint a couple of years ago, but my argument against love songs is different. A week ago, one of my boys, who graduated with a degree in psychology, told me about a study he was looking into researching that links the music we listen to to our behaviors in daily life. After hearing this, I'm thinking to myself, "hmm, nah, that's bullshit." I begin to think more..."wait, that's not bullshit."

So, I'm sitting there thinking there's some truth behind that study. I wanna cut this short by saying that because of my, I don't want to say "excessive," but...excessive listening to R&B and other love song genres, I became overly sensitive and caring in the presence of females in the last few years. And I'm sure many of my male and female friends can attest to that. HAHA. Reasons below...

A close friend said: "You're doing too much for people who won't do the same for you."

I'm not saying chivalry is bad, but what I was doing was DAMN too much, according to one of my friends who was observing haha. Anyway, love songs put me into this mood of "false hope" or "yeah, maybe something will happen with this one," or "man, I'm missing something in my life, I should try and find it" ...stuck in that fucking hopeless romantic bullshit haha. I always felt like a dumbass. Everytime, it seemed like I was trying to hit on a woman, treat her like she was a girlfriend, and wasn't there to be her friend, you know? Some weak shit, right?

Then, I'd go beat myself up later in the day when I wasn't doing shit for acting like that, and then sooner or later, I'd get stuck in the same loop. Rinse and repeat. That's how I was. And that's why I'm leaving it. Hell, I was even acting like a little bitch in front of all my boys. It was getting annoying for everyone. YES! I know I seem fucking emo right now, but this is REAL SHIT. It's not like I'm crying or anything. I'm actually trying to see if anyone can relate to music affecting their behavior. It does seem ridiculously stupid, but really, music can affect your mind, body and soul. It turned me mad SOFT! haha

45% of my collection of music got cut after the switch up...DAAAAAAMN! haha

I haven't been listening to any shit like that for the past week and I'm not going to lie, I'm slowly becoming that crazy mothafucka who had no regard for shit and didn't sweat anything so hard. And when I was that crazy/reckless dude, I had better grades, better relationships with people and nothing to care about. I've been pretty reckless the past week and It feels good to get back into being plain, old me. That means no more Robin Thicke, Usher, John Legend, or ___________ (insert artist who sings a love song here). Or I could just limit it...haha ...

I'm drunk

Pissed off by pyramid scheme pitchmen? Piss them off, too!

A close friend of mine and I were thinking about ways to stop Quixtar/Amway/Icommerce (A.K.A. pyramid scheme, B.K.A. multi-level marketing) people to stop trying to recruit us to join their "business cult." The best way to make someone stop doing something is to piss them off; at least, for me, it works. I'm sure most strapping, young businessmen like those attempting to recruit us would have no interest in the subject of pets, since they are busy at most times. We decided that introducing pets as a subject matter would be the kicker in making them pissed off, and in turn, would get them off of our balls.

The hosts will end up getting fed up with these ridiculous questions/comments and will most likely ask you to leave or they will stop harrassing you about joining altogether. Here are some questions/comments you can present during a meeting they invite you to:

-"Can our pets start their own businesses, too?"

-"Do my pets get reimbursed for the time they spend with me on business trips?"

-"What kind of amenities can my pets expect during business travels?"

-"Is there an awards program where I can exchange my prizes for accessories for my pets?"

-"With the cost of education on the rise, will you provide a program that allows my pets to have a tuition fund?"

-"My pets don't get taxed, right?"

-"As my pets start their own businesses, can they then travel by themselves?

-"I think there should be sanctioned times during meetings where we listen to our pets' ideas for profit growth."

-"Would our pets be limited to recruiting other pets, or can they recruit people, too?"

-"How often are we going to Egypt?...since that's where pyramids are, and that's what this scheme is."

Only go as far as you need to.