Pissed off by pyramid scheme pitchmen? Piss them off, too!

A close friend of mine and I were thinking about ways to stop Quixtar/Amway/Icommerce (A.K.A. pyramid scheme, B.K.A. multi-level marketing) people to stop trying to recruit us to join their "business cult." The best way to make someone stop doing something is to piss them off; at least, for me, it works. I'm sure most strapping, young businessmen like those attempting to recruit us would have no interest in the subject of pets, since they are busy at most times. We decided that introducing pets as a subject matter would be the kicker in making them pissed off, and in turn, would get them off of our balls.

The hosts will end up getting fed up with these ridiculous questions/comments and will most likely ask you to leave or they will stop harrassing you about joining altogether. Here are some questions/comments you can present during a meeting they invite you to:

-"Can our pets start their own businesses, too?"

-"Do my pets get reimbursed for the time they spend with me on business trips?"

-"What kind of amenities can my pets expect during business travels?"

-"Is there an awards program where I can exchange my prizes for accessories for my pets?"

-"With the cost of education on the rise, will you provide a program that allows my pets to have a tuition fund?"

-"My pets don't get taxed, right?"

-"As my pets start their own businesses, can they then travel by themselves?

-"I think there should be sanctioned times during meetings where we listen to our pets' ideas for profit growth."

-"Would our pets be limited to recruiting other pets, or can they recruit people, too?"

-"How often are we going to Egypt?...since that's where pyramids are, and that's what this scheme is."

Only go as far as you need to.